Bollywood Superheroes
/Have you ever wondered who your favourite Bollywood stars would play in a superhero film? Wonder no more. Here are some of my favourites!
Shah Rukh Khan as Wolverine
Let's face it, we can't have a film without Shah Rukh or how else will we make money? His overacting works perfectly for an emotional Wolverine. Too bad Wolvy doesn't ever cry, otherwise SRK would have this role DOWN.
Amitabh Bachchan as Professor Xavier
Everyone's dad, Amitabh will be a slightly severe Professor. Imagine Jean Grey strutting in, all Phoenixed up, and Amitabh just snapping a loud 'CHUP KAR', while staring at her with his watery red eyes.
Varun Dhawan as Ice Man
Because he's a babe and I wanted him being a babe in this fantasy.
Hritrik Roshan as Superman
Muscle man Hritrik, despite his questionable morals in real life, comes across as the kind of man who would save you and then spend the next hour flexing for a crowd, as you try and thank him.
Ranveer Singh as Gambit
Honestly, need I say more?
Salman Khan as Iron Man
Tony Stark, the 'genius billionaire playboy philanthropist'. He's the kind of guy who one day saves your kitten from a tree and the next, runs someone over.
Arjun Rampal as Batman
Dark, mysterious, handsome and strong. Perfect.
Katrina Kaif as Mystique
Mystique, the gun-toting badass, with a mysterious past and surprise maternal feels. The item song of superheroes.
Deepika Padoukne as Jean Grey/Pheonix
She can do dominant, sweet and all round bad ass. She allows skulking SRK pine over her, while she saves the day, with more power than any of them have ever seen.
Priyanka Chopra as Black Cat
I couldn't think of anyone sexier, to be honest.
Madhuri Dixit as Wonder Woman
Looking for an intelligent, strong, warrior princess? Look no further than Madhuri.
Rani Mukerji as Black Widow
She will kick you HARD and never apologise about it. In fact, she'll make you apologise for wasting her time.
Jacqueline Fernandez as White Queen/Emma Frost
Manipulative and selfish. She will seduce you and rip your heart out, but you'll just be happy she touched you, tbh.
Sonam Kapoor as Harley Quinn
The unbalanced, maniacal weirdness of the deadly Harley Quinn can be portrayed by no other.