10 Bollywood Stars Who Should Play The #NewBond

There's so much talk about who should play the New Bond, which surprises me because, honestly, who actually cares about James Bond? When I think of Bond I'm reminded of that prick at the bar, who thinks he's too good for you, tries to buy you a drink while fondling you and fights off any man who looks at him.

Someone has immortalised the worst of worst men and idolised him on screen.

Nonetheless, I want to make a list of who should play Bond because I want to piss off racists.

1) Kangana Ranaut

2) Sameera Reddy

3) Priyanka Bose

4) Rani Mukherjee

CW: RAPE, SEXUAL ABUSE, TRAFFICKING

5) Richa Chadda

6) Aishwarya Rai Bachan

7) Priyanka Chopra

8) Madhuri Dixit

9) Rekha

10) Archie Punjabi

Okay, she's not a Bollywood star, but this tweet from Pamela Chabba got me excited.

Yes that's right, women. Brown women. I can feel your anger from here, Bond fans!